This is Jar Jar Binks. I know many people hated this character, but I thought he was kinda cool.

When Chris Purvis transferred into our group, we started calling him Jar Jar (because he hates him so).

This caused a flurry of jar jar sayings, pics, likeness and so on.

Here are some of the best:

Here I added Chris's face to Jar Jar's body. Didn't spend any time to get the coloring or sizing right, this was more of a quick thing to get some laughs.

This was a pic that I attached as my email header. This was after Chris was having a bad day because he thought everyone blamed him for some system problems we were having (Wasn't his fault). He was very stressed over this (One of the reasons he is 'Nervous Purvis')

Wav Files:

I was working from home one day, but didn't want Chris to be lonely without me there to pick on him (Hey I only pick on people I like. If I don't like you, I won't give you the time of day).

I sent these files to one of my co-workers, and asked her to play them when Chris is around:

Jar Jar.wav

no no.wav

Before we stopped calling Chris 'Jar Jar', we came up with the idea of a 'Jar Jar Sings' CD.

Here are the song titles with lyrics:

Mooie Mooie (Mooie Mooie theme)

Mooie Mooie, oh no
Messa gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, messa say
Mooie Mooie, oh baby
messa gotta go

A-sa Fine little girl waits for messa
Catch a ship acrossa da sea
Sail dat ship about, all alone
Never know if messa make it homessa

Mooie Mooie, oh no
Messa gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, messa say
Mooie Mooie, oh baby
messa gotta go

Three nights and days I sail da sea
messa think of girl, constantly
On dat ship, I dream she's dare
I smessall da rose in her hair.

Mooie Mooie, oh no
Messa gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, messa say
Mooie Mooie, oh baby
messa gotta go

Okay, we-sa give it to 'em, right now!

GUITAR SOLO

See Jamaica, da moon above
It-sa won't be long, messa see messa Wuv
Take her in my-sa arms again
Tell her messa never leave again

Mooie Mooie, oh no
Messa gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, messa say
Mooie Mooie, oh baby
messa gotta go

We-sa take it on outa here now
es-sa go!!

Messassa Jar Jar (messassa Wuv You-sa long timessa) - Like me so horny

Oh, messa Jar Jar... Ohh, messa Jar Jar... Ohh, messa Jar Jar.
messa Wuv You-sa long timessa.
Oh, messa Jar Jar... Ohh, messa Jar Jar... Ohh, messa Jar Jar.
messa Wuv You-sa long timessa.

Sittin' at homessa with my-sa mooie on hard,
So I got da black book for a-sa freak to call.
Picked up da telephone dan dialed da seven digits, said.
Yo this-sa Marquis baby, are You-sa down with it?
Messa arrived at her house, knocked on da door.
messa having no idea what da night had in da store.
Messa Gungan heat, a-sa freak without sa warning.
Messa have appetite for wuv 'cause messa Jar Jar.

Oh, messa Jar Jar... Ohh, messa Jar Jar... Ohh, messa Jar Jar.
messa Wuv You-sa long timessa.
Oh, messa Jar Jar... Ohh, messa Jar Jar... Ohh, messa Jar Jar.
messa Wuv You-sa long timessa.

Girls always ask messa why messa flap so much
day say what sa wrong wit sa queen mutt?
'Cause You-sa're da one and You-sa shouldn't be mad.
I won't tell You-sa momma if You-sa don't tell You-sar dad.
I know he'll be disgusted when he sees You-sa MTU busted.
Won't You-sa momma be so mad if she knew messa got dat pass.
Messa Gungan heat, a-sa freak without sa warning.
Messa have appetite for wuv 'cause messa Jar Jar.

Oh, messa Jar Jar... Ohh, messa Jar Jar... Ohh, messa Jar Jar.
messa Wuv You-sa long timessa..
Oh, messa Jar Jar... Ohh, messa Jar Jar... Ohh, messa Jar Jar.
messa Wuv You-sa long timessa.

You-sa can say I'm desperate. Even call messa purvis,
but You-sa'll say messa a dog when messa leave You-sa deserted.
Messa play with You-sa heart just like it's a gamessa.
Messa be blowin' You-sa mind while You-sa blowing my-sa brain.
messa just like dat man day call Georgie Frickin' Pie.
Messa fuck all da stores up, and make dem cry.
Messa Gungan heat, a-sa freak without sa warning.
Messa have appetite for wuv 'cause messa Jar Jar.

Oh, messa Jar Jar... Ohh, messa Jar Jar... Ohh, messa Jar Jar.
messa Wuv You-sa long timessa.
Oh, messa Jar Jar... Ohh, messa Jar Jar... Ohh, messa Jar Jar.
messa Wuv You-sa long timessa.

Walk like a Gungan

All da old-sa paintings on Naboo
day do da sand dance, don'cha know?
If messa move too quick (MOOIE-Oh)
day're falling down like sa domino

And da bazaar man by da Nile
He got da money on a bet
For da pod car race (MOOIE-Oh)
Day lose da race to a Javelin

Gungan types with dair mooie pipes sing:
Way-oh-way-oh-way-ooo-aaa-ooo...
Walk like an Gungan.

da blonde waitresses take dair trays
Spin around and day cross da floor.
day-sa got da moves (MOOIE-Oh)
You-sa drop You-sar drink dan day bring You-sa more

All da gungan kids so sick of sa books
day like da punk and da jedi band
When da buzzer rings (MOOIE-Oh)
day're walking like an Gungan

All da kids in da sacred place say:
Way-oh-way-oh-way-ooo-aaa-ooo...
Walk like an Gungan.

Line You-sar feet astreet, bend You-sar back,
Shift You-sar arm, dan You-sa pull a clock
Like Sergeant O (MOOIE-Oh)
So strike sa pose on Ken's Cadillac

If You-sa want to find all da cops,
day-sa hanging out in da donut shop.
day-sa sing and dance (MOOIE-Oh)
day spin dair clock and cruise-sa on down da block

All da tatoineese with dair mooie
party boys call da mustang shop
da rice boys know (MOOIE-Oh)
day walk along like Gungans

All da rice in Larocca's shop say:
Way-oh-way-oh-way-ooo-aaa-ooo...
Walk like an Gungan
Walk like an Gungan

You-sasa So Vain

You-sa walked into da party
Like You-sa were walking onto a yacht
You-sar hat strategically dipped below one eye
You-sar scarf it was apricot
You-sa had one eye in da mirror
As You-sa watched You-sarself gavotte
And all da girls dreamessad dat day'd be You-sar partner
day'd be You-sar partner, and

You-sa so vain
You-sa probably think this song is about You-sa
You-sa so vain
messa bet You-sa think this song is about You-sa
Don't You-sa? Don't You-sa?

You-sa had messa several years ago
When messa was still quite naive
Well, You-sa said dat we-sa made such a-sa pretty pair
And dat You-sa would never leave
But You-sa gave away da things You-sa Wuvd
And one of dam was messa
I had somessa dreams day were clouds in my-sa coffee
Clouds in my-sa coffee, and

You-sa so vain
You-sa probably think this song is about You-sa
You-sa so vain
messa bet You-sa think this song is about You-sa
Don't You-sa? Don't You-sa?

Messa had somessa dreams day were clouds in my-sa coffee
Clouds in my-sa coffee, and

You-sa so vain
You-sa probably think this song is about You-sa
You-sa so vain
messa bet You-sa think this song is about You-sa
Don't You-sa? Don't You-sa?

Well, I hear You-sa went up to Saratoga
And You-sar horse naturally won
dan You-sa flew You-sar Lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see da total eclipse of da sun
Well, You-sa're where You-sa should be all da timessa
And when You-sa're not, You-sa're with
Somessa underworld spy or da wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and

You-sa so vain
You-sa probably think this song is about You-sa
You-sa so vain
messa bet You-sa think this song is about You-sa
Don't You-sa? Don't You-sa?

You-sa so vain
You-sa probably think this song is about You-sa
You-sa so vain
messa bet You-sa think this song is about You-sa
Don't You-sa? Don't You-sa?

You-sa're so vain (so vain)
Messa bet You-sa think this song is about You-sa
Don't You-sa? Don't You-sa? Don't You-sa?

You-sasa Adicted to Wuv

You-sa lights are on, but You-sa not homessa
You-sa mind is not You-sa own
You-sa heart sweats, You-sa body shakes
An-ud-dar kiss is what it-sa takes

You-sa can't sleep, You-sa can't eat
dares-sa no doubt, You-sa in deep
You-sa throat is tight, You-sa can't breav
Anodar kiss is all You-sa need

Whoa, You-sa like to think dat You-sa immune to da stuff, oh yeah-sa
It's closer to da truth to say You-sa can't get enough
You-sa know You-sa gonna have to face it, You-sa addicted to Wuv

You-sa see da signs, but You-sa can't read
You-sa're runnin' at sa different speed
You-sa heart beats in double timessa
Anodar kiss and You-sa be mine, a-sa one track mind

You-sa can't be saved
Oblivion is all You-sa crave
If dare's somessa left for You-sa
You-sa don't mind if You-sa do

Whoa, You-sa like to think dat You-sa immune to da stuff, oh yeah-sa
It's closer to da truth to say You-sa can't get enough
You-sa know You-sa gonna have to face it, You-sa addicted to Wuv

Might as well face it, You-sa addicted to Wuv
Might as well face it, You-sa addicted to Wuv
Might as well face it, You-sa addicted to Wuv
Might as well face it, You-sa addicted to Wuv
Might as well face it, You-sa addicted to Wuv
------ lead guitar ------

You-sar lights are on, but You-sa're not homessa
You-sar will is not You-sar own
You-sa're heart sweats and teeth grind
Anodar kiss and You-sa'll be mine

Whoa, You-sa like to think dat You-sa immune to da stuff, oh yeah-sa
It's closer to da truth to say You-sa can't get enough
You-sa know You-sa gonna have to face it, You-sa addicted to Wuv

Might as well face it, You-sa addicted to Wuv
Might as well face it, You-sa addicted to Wuv
Might as well face it, You-sa addicted to Wuv
Might as well face it, You-sa addicted to Wuv

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